Gringo Bandito Hot Sauce

"Love it, muy caliente. Lots of capsaicinoids!"

Dr. Drew, Loveline, Celebrity Rehab

"I love this sauce. It's got a whole bunch of flavor and it's nice and hot, but it's also mild enough to use on the kids. When my littlest acts up, I put a little drop right in the corner of her eye.
Those peppers make her tow the line, but the mild action keeps me outta the authorities' line of site. Take it from a dad, this sauce kicks ass."

Jack Grisham, TSOL

"Gringo Bandito! When you got a big fat burrito ready to cram into your pie-hole."

Jim, Pennywise

"I put Gringo Bandito on eggs, steak, chicken, hookers. Everything I want to taste great."

Adam Carolla, Radio Host

"I don't even like hot sauce, but I'm into this."

Bob Rock

"And you thought Dexter's riffs were hot!"

Josh Freese, Drummer guy

"Forget Vegemite, Australian kids should be bought up on Bandito Gringo"

Mike Holmes, Singer, Australian band Take 21

"Bandito Gringo - I love that stuff, I steal three bottles everyday from catering."

Badge, Guitar Tech

"It's like the meth trailers in Riverside started cooking up hot sauce. Highly addictive."

A Wilhelm Scream

"It spices up a government cheese sandwich."

Warren Fitzgerald, The Vandals

"As an owner of a greasy hole in the wall Mexican restaurant, the minute I tried this stuff I immediately contacted "the Gringo Bandito" himself and told him I needed a bottle for every table. Soon after, we were blessed with three cases of the hot stuff. The reaction has been overwhelming, with the perfect blend of habenero peppers and tangy spices, this sauce gets the job done right. Highly recommended and highly addictive."

Fletcher, Pennywise

"Gringo Bandito keeps my party hand steady."

The Ricker

"It separates - I guess you gotta keep it separated then shake it up... it's good."

Kevin Lyman, Warped Tour Boss

"Hot as hell, but not too sweet or too sour. Todd Shaw is right, life IS Too Short... to miss out on Gringo Bandito! You can rock this hot sauce on anything!"

Jesse Luscious, Blatz, Criminals, Frisk, and KALX Berkeley

"Gringo Bandito drops more mad flavor than Flavor Flav."

The Aquabats

"The Kids Aren't Alright but Gringo Bandito is tight"

RIck Thorne, BMX'er

"I've had alot of amazing things in my mouth and this is amazinger than just about everything."

Jason Blackball

"It's like a mosh pit in your mouth, a riot of fiery flavors and spine tingling spices. Viva Gringo!"

Blag Dahlia, The Dwarves

"A complex, earthy taste combined with the fundamental element of heat to form a rare morsel of delight."

No Trigger

"My Gringo Bandito can beat up your hot sauce."

Much The Same

The sauce is better than my grandmother's salsa bandera in the burritos

Jacquez, Student from Mexicali

Your sauce is tight! My favorite breakfast (That I pretty much eat everyday) is oatmeal w/walnuts & blueberries, sprinkle w/sweet&low, egg over the top and smother w/Gringo Bandito..It's sweet, yet hot, & healthy breakfast.......I'm gonna have to start buying in bulk I'm going thru so much....Thanks Dexter!

Frank-O, Motorcycle Builder, So. Cal

"You might need to be instrument rated to fly in these conditions...After working at a cajun restaurant and trying hundreds of sauces, I've found my favorite."

The Flying Squirrel, Chasingclouds.net

My wife breast feeds and all the other hot sauces made my little half gringo scream. With Gringo Bandito he no longer screams after he breast feeds and enjoys his feedings once more. I guess he's more gringo than we thought. Thanks Gringo Bandito!

Pedro Jones, Latin Rocker/Lover

"Your hot sauce is so good, we finished the bottle in about three days and Mrs. Stevens didn't even get any...we were such pigs!"

Mrs. Stevens' 7th grade class

"As soon as I knew there was a "the offspring hot sauce", I wanted to try one. How can I get one of these? Bring them to Mexico! PLZ!!"

Gustavo Nevarez, College Student, from Torreon, Coahuila, Mexico

"I was a dwebe and then I tried some Gringo Bandito. I'm still a dwebe but now my food tastes great. Thanx, Dexter."

Olerag

"That sauce is well good, just put a little bit in your pizza and see you in walla walla!"

Thomas Vieira, Student from London

"I just got some as an early christmas gift and cracked it open and poured it into a a few shots of Patrone. Bangin! The stuff is so hot I started speaking in run-on sentences like Kenneth Keith Kallenbach in his testimonial. No smoke blew out of my eyes though. Perfect christmas gift."

Adam Schools, Bartender, Trenton, NJ

"First, I think its a great taste and its hot and if you want to try something very good, try my recipe. Just put 10 or 12 drops in your poutine and wow! Poutine is never going to taste better (for people that don''t known what poutine is, its only french fries with cheese and gravy- very populor in Quebec)"

Mike, Bassiste (les terroristes) from Montreal

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